Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
