So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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