I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Sponge bath it is.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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