So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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