Who wears a wallet chain?!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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