Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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