he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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