Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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