like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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