Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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