i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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