Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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