As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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