think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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