in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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