Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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