So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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