just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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