Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Boobs are out for the taking
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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