well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
