whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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