can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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