this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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