In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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