Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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