I am puke
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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