Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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