Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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