Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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go home
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
