belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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