JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
