nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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