I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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