I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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