school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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