I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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