yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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