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He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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