i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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