Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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