i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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