Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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