so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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