it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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