i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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