Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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