At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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