Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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