ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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