After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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